Saturday, October 1, 2011

Botox

Are you looking for a great deal on a face lift? I can show you two ways to get one for free and it looks just as good as any plastic surgeon can produce.

Method #1. Fall down a flight of stairs. Michael models the results with a certain artistic flair.


Method #2. Throw yourself into the path of an angry bee. This takes some agility and proper aim in order to get the correct placement, but Keturah has proved to be talented on this wise. Just look at those luscious lips.


7 comments:

Jaime said...

Ooooh OUCH! Poor little ones.. So sad when kiddos get hurt.

Melanie Chambers said...

OH my gosh, your poor little ones. My sister's daughter had a run in with a bee which produced similar results and in her raspy 4 years old voice said to her dad, "dad, do i look like a duck!"

Anonymous said...

Why does any injury your kids receive always happen to their face? I'm recalling Bekah and the grocery cart, and Keturah with the mosquitos, now this. And that bee sting looks horrid! Looks like she inherited your bee allergy. Yikes.

The Haas Family said...

I feel bad for laughing! (Hope they're okay) You're so cute, Sarah. Your posts always make me laugh.

Rachel said...

At least Keturah should be too young to be self-conscious. Mean old bee.

Ben & Carly said...

I was having a rotten day and those pictures just cracked me up! so thank you.....way to put a positive spin on your children's injuries!

Natalie said...

OUCH!!! That poor pretty girl! And I cant help but think that Matthew probably smirked like Michael when he was that age. So funny!