This kid is loud. The way he walks, the way he talks, the way plays, etc. He is constantly making noise. Even when he is playing by himself he is usually singing--you know, the annoying songs (John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smith, or other never-ending songs of that sort). When Keturah starts fussing, he just belts out a long, shrieking note until she gives up because she can't be heard over him.
Rebekah: a mass of hair
Keturah: a garbage disposal
She eats everything that we allow her to. She is totally obsessed with food. For example:
The other day she had one of those vomit burp things (I know this because I could smell her breath). Her face displayed excitement for the fact that there was substance in her mouth, then a certain longing for more when it had disappeared back down from whence it came. Gross.
Sarah: a scowl
Just so you know, this is me thinking. All my life (quite literally), people have misread my facial expressions, and always in a negative way. When I was two, my own uncle was uncomfortable with the way I looked at him. My 7th grade teacher sent me to counseling, simply because she thought I "looked depressed". After a couple of unsuccessful attempts to put the counselor at ease, I finally made something up about my home life so that she would be satisfied that I was indeed depressed to get her off my back. Some people just think I'm ill, some think I'm a snob, and who knows what 98% of the other people that don't say anything to me think. One lady brought me dinner out of pity after studying me in church that day. I thought I was having a pretty good day, but apparently my face tells a different tale. I was waiting in line at Wal-mart, again, just thinking about nothing, and Matt comes up and asks why I'm frowning. I replied, "I wasn't frowning, that is just my face. " I have no hope.
Okay, time to sing to a different tune. Those were all a bit cynical, and I should prove that I love my family, so I will take a new spin on this.
Alex: mentally acute
He notices everything. Very detail oriented lad and has a pretty quick wit, as previous posts have attested to. He's also sensitive, vibrant, and helpful.
Rebekah: the first-ever living doll
She is, you know. Cute, sweet, little, cuddly, Bekah.
Keturah: "the baby that never cries"
It is in quotes because I didn't name her that, other people did. She is one mellow child. Yes, she cries, but she is pretty easy to please. How did we get two of these kinds of babies in a row?
Matt: the better half
Matt is better than me in a lot of respects. Sure, I'm probably better at cooking, and probably, oh, ballet? But, he is friendlier, smarter (only a little :)), more fun, is better at Boggle, has a better smile, longer eyelashes, better eye color, is more thoughtful, spiritual, reliable, and dutiful. There are a lot more things, but he is also a better writer and better at complimenting people than I am.
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Sarah. Do you know what is really weird. I have never once thought you looked mad or stuck up, something must be wrong with me. Your so lucky you have two little baby dolls to hold and cuddle. And two smarty pants boys.
I'm guessing that if someone asked Matt who is the better half, he would have a list of reasons that you are :)
P.S. The part about your facial expressions made me laugh out loud!
I loved it! Especially Alex's.
You know, I saw your picture and I thought, "That's supposed to be Sarah's scowl? She looks confused or something, not annoyed. I've seen her shoot much worse scowls my direction before." Then I read the description. :) But people always think I'm annoyed or depressed too. I guess it's a Locke thing?
And P.S. The throw up burp from Keturah -- not necessary info. Gross.
Jedd asked me just today what was wrong when I was standing there thinking. One time on a road trip he thought I was furious with him when I just had to go to the bathroom.
you are so funny. Rhett also always gets misread with his facial features. We refer to to it as "his mean face".
OH cute Sarah. I liked that post. Someone commented to me on Brad's face during the primary program (which we were both in) and they said he just seemed very concerned and deep thinking the whole time, even when he was singing. What do you say to that? I was like Um..thanks?! You are soooo witty. You forgot to add that to your list. Sometimes I really really wish we were living up there in Michigan.
I have always thought that you have a beautiful smile--your face lights up when you smile! And I'm guessing that your girls are just like their mom, I bet you were sweet and quiet when you were little. And now you're big, and sweet and quiet...
I loved the post, but have to agree, the pukey burp was too much information.
You are too funny.I've been told that I look very unapproachable before. Can't wait to see you this weekend
OK, I must be really weird. I think you are one of the most loving, sweet, accepting of everyone, of all the people I know. Sooooo, you are NOT allowed to trash yourself henceforth!!!! I love the kids stories, and you and Matt too. Linda
Oh Sarah, your blog always cracks me up :) Oh, you're not alone! Most people think I'm pretty much stuck up too till they get to know me! Although I've never had anyone bring me a meal, that would be awesome though!
LOVE IT. Don't know what else to say- except, maybe I should do a post like that :) And the vomit burp is HILARIOUS! I thought Ivory was in love with food- but she's never liked those :) HIL-ARIOUS!!
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